I NEED A JOB!!!

Seriously, im broke and in dire need of a few things (a new iPod for instance) so I need a effin job!! And with the economy the way it is, all the jobs that I would be qualified for are all filled by people who lost their office jobs....DAMMIT!! So seriously, If you out there in the interwebz can give me a job that involves keeping my clothes on, I will surely take it!!